Riley is ancient!

[*Riley*]

I've done it! A milestone!
1,000 posts is now mine! Finally, I've been waiting for this for ages! I've been waiting in envy of PITA & Scellanis but now I know I'm at least in the thousands!
And this wouldn't be a milestone post without thank-you's so hugs to these fantastic people!

Fawkes (your a great drunk and the best RPGer keep it up your insane but that's what i like you for!),

Duckie(love your knowledge of everything potter and your fan fics!),

Distortia(your the best, I can't express how greatful I am to meet you and thank you for listening to my MSN rambles and occasional stories that I made you read, the hard work will pay off and Mini-Riley has a great mother! ),

Q Araignee(Your awesome! Especially when you share your never ending knowledge with me! Thank you for the ideas, the trust I have in you is enormous! You have a great future ahead of you!),

Scellanis (For being my fantastic dragon drawer and occasional correcter!),

Paul (For helping me through it all and for keeping me on track your great),

Salemboy (I love our sessions in Zonkos I just can't get enough of 'em!),

Godric (For your drunkness and hilarious behaviour in the chicken worshippers thread,

Choki (For being the awesome person she is! nd for giving me 90 pages of chicken worshipping pages to read! )

I have other people to thank so I shall do it when they remind me of their existence! My mind cannot remember ALL of the fantastic people on here !

I've said my thank-you's so now.. PARTY TIME!
*Waves wand and room becomes a dance floor and several tables line the sides and on top are delicious treats*
I LOVE YOU ALL AS PEOPLE AND AS MANIACS !

[Ms. Elsewhere]

*Sets up DJ equipment and brings out MP3 player and speakers*

What shall we play to commemorate this momentous occassion?

*Puts on head phones and lines up the song, Black and Gold.*

[*Riley*]

*Slides onto the dancefloor and rips off clothing only to reveal a layer of 80's parachute pants and a glittery top and begins doing the moon-walk*
Ohhh Yeah!
*Begins singing*
"If the fish swam out of the ocean, they grew legs and-"
I don't want to ruin this great occasion so I'll stop singing!

[DucksRMagical]

Congratulations, Riley! This calls for cake! *runs away and comes back later with a very large cake* It's chocolate on half, vanilla on the other, with vanilla frosting and real fruit in between the layers! *starts slicing*

[*Riley*]

Yummy!
*Dives into cake and only is dealt minor cuts from Duckies knife*
Who cares about band-aids when I could just staunch the bleeding with cake!
*Dives back into cake and begins muncing my way through it*

[Ms. Elsewhere]

*Ducks as chocolate cake goes flying*

Hey, watch the equipment. Ah man! I was hanging for some chocolate. Oh well!

*Pulls out massive bag of peanut m&m's from under DJ table and scoffs and handful*

[*Riley*]

Even yummier!
*Wrestles M&M's from Distortia and distracts her by turning on 'Black & Gold*

[choki]

oh noes... i sense i will be dethroned from the top 10 posters in no time
but there is a need for massive celebration!

[salemboy]

Congratulations Riley. But remember, I've been a member of BaO for a shorter time than you have and look at my post count. I will soon be up there with you over 1000 posts. Now, WHO WANTS PEACH COBBLER?!!!!!!!

[Scellanis]

*giggles and tries to steal all the cake*

[*Riley*]

Salem, I'm sure you'll get there *Giggle*

[salemboy]

One day, we will have a party celebrating when I will reach 1000 posts.

[Scellanis]

I think we will be celebrating my 6000 first

[*Riley*]

yay!
Go Scellanis
*Begins to celebrate early*

[Ms. Elsewhere]

*Pounces on Riley, pulls out her wand and casts a spell that sends thousands of peanut m&m's across the dance floor*

Yummo! now I will never run out! ooo.. don't slip people!

*Winces as more chocolate cake hits her in the face. Dabs it, has a taste.*

Mmmmmmmmmm Chocolate! I'm feeling slightly hyper....

*Goes over and turns on a dance track and then magically makes everyone able to dance like the people on 'So you think you can dance'*

I LOVE being magical! woo hoo!!!!