Broomsticks And Owls

by **Marcus Baker** » Friday 25 July 2003 2:52:22pm

continuation of eatin:

Hermione: The house elfs suck at making this food!!!
Ron: Dont say that, they shouldnt be here, lets free them!!!

by **Devinci** » Saturday 26 July 2003 2:25:20am

I AM HARRY POTTER The Champion of Love and Justice, and in the name of the moon I will punish you!!!!!
*throws shining things at enemy*

by **Lolita Banana** » Saturday 26 July 2003 10:32:19pm

Filch: Um.. what's the heezy for sheezy.

Filch: Go shorty it's ya birthday, we gonna party like it's ya birthday.

Edit: Sorry Lolita... but I have to edit your post since it contains stuff from Book 5, which is not allowed in this section of the forum. Hope you don't mind.

by **Gwared** » Sunday 27 July 2003 3:00:15pm

Snape: So, Harry where would you find me a bezoar?

*Neville is jumping up and down on his seat with his hand in the air!*

by **Shadow** » Wednesday 30 July 2003 6:33:17pm

by **Meg Boyd** » Wednesday 13 August 2003 12:30:45am

Fleur *stuttering*: erm...Ron...I was wondering, will you...um...go to the yule ball with be?

Ron: No way...why would I go to the Ball with you??????

Edit: No problem, Meg... all fixed now. ^_~

by **Meg Boyd** » Wednesday 13 August 2003 12:33:13am

whoops, the quotes were supposed to be italics, but i guess i wasn't paying attention which buttons i was pressing...sorry

by **highsorcerer** » Wednesday 10 September 2003 5:08:50am

Malfoy: I'm sorry for the way I've been treating you Harry.

Fred and George: We've realized practical jokes aren't funny. We've decided to do something more responsible.

Snape: That was excellent Potter. Top marks.

Voldemort: I renounce my evil ways and belong in Azkaban.

by **Liquid Ice** » Wednesday 10 September 2003 8:25:19am

Dobby: Will Mr Harry Potter kindly stop spilling pumpkin juice for Dobby to clear up!!!!
Ron: Ignore him Harry, get on with your homework.
Hermione: Ron! Its the holidays! Dont be so mean!

by **Gower** » Wednesday 10 September 2003 10:40:39pm

Liquid Ice wrote:Dobby: Will Mr Harry Potter kindly stop spilling pumpkin juice for Dobby to clear up!!!!
Ron: Ignore him Harry, get on with your homework.
Hermione: Ron! Its the holidays!
Dont be so mean!

Continuation: Ron: But its our owl year hermione!
Hermione: You still don't get it do you ron? I'm not fussed about owls.

by **Liquid Ice** » Thursday 11 September 2003 8:32:24pm

Gower wrote:
Liquid Ice wrote:Dobby: Will Mr Harry Potter kindly stop spilling pumpkin juice for Dobby to clear up!!!!
Ron: Ignore him Harry, get on with your homework.
Hermione: Ron! Its the holidays!
Dont be so mean!

Continuation: Ron: But its our owl year hermione!
Hermione: You still don't get it do you ron? I'm not fussed about owls.

Continuation Ron:What?? But if we dont pass our owls we will never get a good job!
Hermione: So? I want to be a dentist like my parents.
Ron:Well I want a job in the ministrly.*Gazing out of the window*I want to be like Percy and spend all day writing reports about thin bottomed cauldrons.

by **Jotomicron** » Friday 19 September 2003 6:28:27pm

Dobby: Will Mr Harry Potter kindly stop spilling pumpkin juice for Dobby to clear up!!!!
Ron: Ignore him Harry, get on with your homework.
Hermione: Ron! Its the holidays! Dont be so mean!
Ron: But its our owl year hermione!
Hermione: You still don't get it do you ron? I'm not fussed about owls.
Ron:What?? But if we dont pass our owls we will never get a good job!
Hermione: So? I want to be a dentist like my parents.
Ron:Well I want a job in the ministrly.*Gazing out of the window*I want to be like Percy and spend all day writing reports about thin bottomed cauldrons.
Dobby: Maste Ronald has all the point. He should go to the ministry and work with Mr Crouch. Oh! I love that elf lover man!!!
Hermione: He sucks... Why sould one care for house-elfs?
Harry: Because, if we're mean to them, they might get angry and start spreading all sorts of traps. Thay might even get some spiders
Ron: And??? What's the problem?

by **Liquid Ice** » Thursday 13 November 2003 10:51:12pm

LOL!!!

Sorry but I had to dig this thread up, its soooo funny!

Dumbledore:Detention potter! No, actually, on second thoughts Ill just expell you, go and pack your things.
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Pansy parkinson: Erm...hermione? I just wanna tell you Im giving you full support in your beauty contest

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Binns: Blah, blah, blah, blah......No wait! This is boring, lets have a party instead! *Gets up on the desk and starts to belly dance*

by **Jotomicron** » Friday 14 November 2003 7:46:28pm

Trelawney: Harry, I see... see... a Flower! This means you'll leave forever!
Mr Malfoy: Dumbledore!!! Long time no see, huh? SO, What've you done during holidays? Searching for Voldemort?

by **Female_alien** » Tuesday 18 November 2003 2:11:19pm

Voldrmort : "I will kill you now! Ha, ha, ha!"
Harry cried?"But why can't we all live in harmony?"
"No, you have to fight me now!!! Please!!! Fight me now! please..." Voldermort starts crying too.
"Fighting is wrong, Voldermort, and I know that you know that that's right. "
"Hug me Harry Potter."says Voldermort full of tears.
"Oh, Voldy, I knew you were good!"

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