by Quicksilver » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am
loo?
[i:2rl8pf6c]borrowed from CG88[/i:2rl8pf6c]
Voldy: I think I'm going to go straight to the muggle orphanage and adopt a beautiful daughter. Then I shall name her Tom Riddle III and we shall like in a beautiful little house with a white pickett fence and then I shall join a dating TV show and find a wife and we'll like happily ever after, ooh but then of course I MUST introduce Harry to Tom and then they can get married and ...... oh joy! oh rapture!! Its ... just..... so ..... wonderful!!
LOO! haha. hehe you could just imagine Voldie in a Poke Battle thingy.
'Voldemort use your Adava Kevadra attack!' *cough* Pokemons kinda sad, but that <i> would </I> be funny
loo!
Hermione: God whats the stunning spell again?
Ron: It's Stupefy, duh
Hermione: Jesus, you sound as if you've swallowed the whole frikin' text book, get a life!
Ron *runs off, crying*
Hagrid: ...unless of course, you want to stay?
Harry: Yes, I'll stay. I like the constant abuse. Scr*w Hogwarts! Maybe Beauxbatons will invite me there instead.