Yeah hey, the wizard stock exchange is in Diagon Alley, so being here for the next 2 weeks is great for me! Maybe I can stay even longer, but we'll just have to see about that.. I mean, if the food is bad one day, or the jacuzzi has a problem, or the service deteriorates.. then I might decide to go to some other place..
Free breakfasts though, you're winning me over! Tomorrow morning I'd like uhh a chocolate pyramid, filled with caramel, and a glass of caramel to go along with that!

!! Or do you have another fancy breakfast, with caramel of course, in mind, Accio?
I'll be retiring to my room now, room 24 was it, right? Ah yes, I see the number on the key (though locks aren't much protection from a wizard with a wand and knowledge of the Alohamora-spell! ). Oh, did I understand correctly that you have a sauna here? Great, I'll be in there first thing tomorrow!
How late will the band arrive tonight? Could you send an owl upstairs to fetch me, once they've arrived? Thanks a bunch!
Oh Accio, for dinner tonight, I like to be surprised! I know everything you make is superb, so yeah everything you'll choose for me will be fine!