Super Spell-Books

[firemal000]

i'll take the forklift lol *pays 20 galleons*

[salemboy]

You must have it back by the end of tomorrow.

[firemal000]

ok! *one day later* *comes back with forklift* here you go

[*Riley*]

This is really bad spam, I know Zonko's is meant for that, but the one-liners you are posting are quite lacking. If you want this thread to continue, I suggest posting not one-liners, I'm not hreatning, I'm not even a moderator of Zonko's in fact, but I think when a moderator sees this, it could receive a warning.
Anyway,
*Walks in shop while holding a book*
Can you mend this for me please, the Dangerous Book of Monsters got to it and I don't know what to do! *Quivering voice*

[salemboy]

Firstly, I've seen plenty of other subjects filled with one-liners. And I'm pretty sure moderators have looked at this. And I'll wait til either Scarlet Lioness, Paul, or FawkesthePhoenix start yelling at me before I start caring. (Sorry to be so annoyed, but I don't beleive I see you policing other threads).

Also, for that to be fixed, it will cost you a good three galleons.