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D'oh, well of to work
*drags himself lazily to the second bed which is 10 inches from the first as if it was the hardest trial of his life*
mumbles : how can they do this to ME, the famous bed tester !
by Marcus Baker » Tuesday 19 August 2003 11:36:09am
Heres your bloody Mary Vivian. Would you like it as a virgin (remember, your still in school!!!) (Vivian Borgin Fifth Year Student in Witchcraft and Wizardy). Ill only serve firewhisky and other bevreges to thoes who graduated from Hogwarts, and Muggles, well, they get koffee and cokacola.
Welcome Vivian and gecko to our big opening party! I hope you enjoy your stay and enjoy our cocktails and delictables created by our bar tender and chef! We will also have nightly entertainment by the famous Miss Lola Banana and Mr. Zledman-Saxophone-Freak (he he)! So sit back relax, and if you need anything just let any one member of the staff know!
*Meg goes behind the hostess counter since Devinci isn't there at the moment, and whips out the appointment book*
hmmm....looks like we should be getting a big party from the Black Forest soon...Donner Party for 10?????
Uh yeah, do you have a local dish? Something special? A bit spicy if possible? Oh and I'd like a room please.. have to do some shopping in Diagon Alley tomorrow.
i recommend u Dragon steak, it is made from the finest ingredients...as for the spicy taste, i'm sure u will have fire breathe soon and u definitely need a cooling drink after that fiery meal, i will have our bartender to come out with something freezing cold...is that alright for u?
Oh sure, we do have some garnish, u can try this new breed of veggie Hogwarts has cutivated. It is called the canivobbage meaning biting cabbage... ok i have placed ur order with the cooks so meanwhile u can chat around the bar with Vivian, she is erm a bit drunk or if u don mind i could sit down here and chat with u till the food arrives
Welcome gecko! What sort of room would you like? Simple? Lavish? We have a nice one with en suite jacuzzi! Would you like a kitchenette, or leave the cooking to our Chef Accio? Just let me know the qualities of a room you desire, and I will arrange it for you! And I can also assure you that our beds are quality checked by the world famous Bed-tester, Ju-Dedoh!
So, anyways, what brings you to the Leaky Cauldron?