McWizards

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Postby Wilwizard » Thursday 31 July 2003 8:40:06pm

I am trying to recruit some "special" commandos for the safety of this place. But nobody will come near this place. They are scared of it.
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Postby Marcus Baker » Friday 1 August 2003 1:21:12am

"Well, then we have to extermanate Shrimpachickazilla (whoever let it in is going to be burger meat!!!!)"
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Postby Blueberry » Friday 1 August 2003 4:09:25pm

Anymore position? i can make water and sent stuffs flying. ;)
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Postby choki » Friday 1 August 2003 4:45:45pm

hmmm my potions are ready...any testers? u will be paid of course but i must warn u,Do at ur own risk
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Postby Marcus Baker » Friday 1 August 2003 5:27:38pm

"Sure why not!"
*Drinks a pint of the potion, and starts to age a lot...becomes an old man*
"I think you but too much rat pellets in this one...
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Postby choki » Friday 1 August 2003 5:49:19pm

looks at Marc's new old look :o

Here's ur galleon, do u need a healer in St. Mungos? I mean I can try to restore ur looks but I guess I need more time
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Postby Ju-DedoH » Friday 1 August 2003 6:09:38pm

vat iz your potion suppozed to do anyway ?
#takes a bottle looks at it and starts to run away after seeing things move around in it. but since mc wizards isn't that big, just hides away in a corner shivering#
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Postby Gwared » Friday 1 August 2003 8:00:27pm

*Is happy and has his broom back!!*

*Starts cleaning the entire restaurant in jubilation, then gets thirsty*

I need a dink (or a drink! maybe I've had too much already?), hmm, what's that choki?

*gulps down potion, and promptly changes s*x*

Hmm, this isn't right...oh well I'll be able to multi-task better now!

*mops floor whilst cleaning fat pans and polishing chrome fascia*

*gets to corner whilst cleaning, spots Ju*

Excuse me, I need to clean just here!
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Postby Marcus Baker » Friday 1 August 2003 11:20:08pm

*Goes back to fry more food...very slowly*
"Umm, yea...i need a healer, i just dont feel as active as i did before.."
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Postby Ju-DedoH » Saturday 2 August 2003 8:12:57am

Oh vell don't bozer about me, Just do your job, I'll just zort of zit here and be glum ...
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Postby gecko » Saturday 2 August 2003 10:40:40am

*drives Knight Bus to McWizards' drive/fly-through*

'I'd like to order 6 meals, but I'm new here, what is the best you've got? We've got important guests on board here, and they asked specifically for McWizards, so do your best! Oh and a few Pumpkin Juices to go with that please!' : )

'Here's my VeelaCard, you do take them, don't you, because we're out of cash!'
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Postby Gwared » Saturday 2 August 2003 2:27:27pm

*See's veela card and for the first time doesn't have an impulse to give away products on the house....must be because I'm now a women*

On a side note, could choki change me back soon...I find it strangely disturbing to pretend to be a women and am worried what people may think!!
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Postby choki » Saturday 2 August 2003 3:41:25pm

Dial St. Mungo's Emergency number
Hello, St. Mungo's? Yes, I need a healer...well we have currently 3 crews having some discomfort with some potions...yes yes McWizards, ya'know the store that charges 5000 galleons for water and goo combo...actually that was my potion that made them sick...one of them became old, very old, well I can see 10 wrinkles on his face at a distance...another became a woman...no no how could that be good, I know young girls do dream of becoming fully grown women, but Gwared is a guy...was, I mean...ok ok the last one, he didn't drink my potion but he is acting strange, feeling a bit stressed out...he's currently hiding in a corner...alright alright and please be quick, Thanks.
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Postby Marcus Baker » Saturday 2 August 2003 6:17:42pm

(to choki) "so when are the healers comming..i hope they come soon before i DIE!!! Im probally 348 years old...ahh i cant cook anymore, im just going to lie down.."
*lies down of the big flat grill*
"AHH im on fire!!!! Someone!!! Put...fire...out...AHHH!!! Use your wand if you have to!!! im.dying..."
*Relizes that mint said "NO MAGIC!!"
"Mint, can you make an exception...im frying up!!!!!!"
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Postby gecko » Saturday 2 August 2003 7:33:02pm

gecko's eagle delivers note at McWizards:

Hello McWizards. We are now en route to Costa Rica.
If possible, could you deliver our meals there?
I read in the Daily Prophet about the problems you seem
to be having, are you sure you can handle an order this large?
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