Super Spell-Books

[salemboy]

First, I know that "False Name" isn't your real name. Second, let me quote you.

*Signs contract with a false name*

Now, * Waves wand and shouts 'Komus!' and my head turns into a giant acorn*

You signed with a false name, showing that you were using a name that did not belong to you!

[*Riley*]

I have lots of names !

One being;
A. False Name
B. John Foblsather
C. Riley
D. *Riley*

[salemboy]

YOU ARE FIRED!!! I'm done talking about it. Now I'm going to open an Azkaban thread so that I can throw you in there!

[Wanderful]

*Tall man with billowing black robes strolls in and casts an empty glance at the shop, and snorts in disgust*
*Bows forceably* May I be of assistance *End evil voice*

[salemboy]

Let me see... Well, Riley is rehired, so you can't be a Spell tester. And Fawkes is the core collector. Besides those, any jobs you might want?

[Wanderful]

*Grins* How about the Riley-blower-upperer ? *Laughs evily until shop owner glances nervously*
I err.. I cant help my laugh.. *Hides smirk*

[salemboy]

First, show me your arms.

[firemal000]

i would like a transfiguration spell book?

[salemboy]

What form of transfiguration? General information books, beginner spells, intermediate spells, advanced spells, spells to change things into and from animals, or a object into object transfiguration spells?

[firemal000]

all of that in 1 book

[salemboy]

So, you want the Big Giant Book of Everything to do With Transfiguration, by Rowena Ravenclaw? Ok, let me see if we have that in stock. *Looks in back.* Just one left. *Goes into room and comes out driving a forklift with a giant book on it.* That will be one hundred and fiftey googolplex Galleons.

[firemal000]

*gives a big slab of gold that you can make into 20000 galleons* is that enough?

[salemboy]

Not even close. C'mon, pay up or you can't have the book.

[firemal000]

fine *pays the amount*

[salemboy]

Ok, you can use the forklift for an extra twenty galleons, we can deliver it to your home for fifteen galleons, or you can (attempt to) carry it home yourself. Which would you like?