What if Harry Dated Luna

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What if Harry Dated Luna

Postby DarkSoul » Saturday 3 September 2005 3:03:40pm

What scenarios can we see if Harry and Luna started dating? ? ?
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Postby Phoenix in the Ashes » Wednesday 28 December 2005 9:15:11am

Some very, very, very funny ones. :grin: :grin: :grin: !
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Postby Asphodel » Wednesday 28 December 2005 9:31:11pm

Harry would be driven to madness and they would live happily ever after in strait jackets decorated with pink puff balls, while in their solitary confinement cells, in their cozy little mental institute.
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Postby Phoenix in the Ashes » Thursday 29 December 2005 8:42:21am

Yes they'd probably have their very own little ward in St. Mungo's! :grin:
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Postby Asphodel » Friday 30 December 2005 6:14:25am

I wonder if Harry would be happy though, I mean Luna's certainly an interesting person.... it might be fun to be around her, but I dunno...
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Postby Un'Anima Persa » Friday 30 December 2005 6:18:13am

I dont exactly think they'd be right for each other.
Luna may be interesting and Luna may be laughed at like Harry sometimes is... but I get the impression that Luna is getting more annoying in Harry's eyes as the books progress.

IF they did get together, all hell would break loose. Their house would be littered with copies of the Quibbler and their fireplace would be rich with copies of the Daily Prophet.

Their children would be... interesting, though...
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Postby Asphodel » Friday 30 December 2005 6:22:54am

lol, Harry's messy hair with Luna's crumpled brain, perfect for the St. Mungo's mental ward.
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Postby Phoenix in the Ashes » Saturday 31 December 2005 11:26:36am

You just have this morbid fascination with mental wards don't you? :???: :grin:
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Postby Asphodel » Saturday 31 December 2005 9:42:10pm

How did you guess?!?!?! :eek:
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Postby Un'Anima Persa » Sunday 1 January 2006 12:25:11am

*pats asphodel on the head*

*whispers* I think he's one of uus... *stops whispering*

Do you think the coupling would last, though?
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Postby Phoenix in the Ashes » Sunday 1 January 2006 12:57:00am

Errrmm... No, I don't.

Sooner or later he couldn't deny the fact that he thinks the crumple-horned snorkack is a load of tosh.

And I don't know how she would take it. Probably call him a goblin revolutionary plotting to take over the world or something. :???:
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Postby Asphodel » Sunday 1 January 2006 6:18:52am

I actually think she wouldn't mind. She doesn't seem like the kind of gal who gets into arguments and all that.
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Postby Un'Anima Persa » Sunday 1 January 2006 6:26:07am

Well, I do think that she'd mind... She might not show it at first... but I think she'd mind...

Harry might use her in a desperate attempt to get the truth out in the Quibbler maybe... but one cannot be so sure anyone would actually read it...
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Postby Phoenix in the Ashes » Sunday 1 January 2006 6:29:54am

Hmm but they're seen by a few.

The Daily Prophet realised that the Quibbler exited... enough to buy the official 'interview' with Harry off Luna's dad.

Do you think she'll inherit the business?
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Postby Asphodel » Sunday 1 January 2006 6:36:42am

She should... then again it never said that Luna's pop owned the Quibbler, just that he was the editor of it.
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